Coastal Maine and Acadia National Park.
This conversation happened in Portland, Maine.
Mainer: Welcome to Maine. We're open for business.
Me: Thanks.
Mainer: What do you think of The Pot City?
Me: ya mon...i like the GREEN.
Mainer: No Pot Land, the Pot City.
Me: What?
Mainer: Ya know?, the pot...where the boats go.
Me: Oh oh oh...Portland?
Mainer: Wheh ya headed?
Me: Up North to Acadia.
Mainer: Naaaath? You mean Down East?
Me: NO, we're heading North to Acadia.
Mainer: Yeah Down East.
Me: I guess so? I thought it was North.
Mainer: Yeah Naaath. Whatevah?
Me: Where else should we stop?
Mainer: Free Pot.
Me: Free Pot? ( I pursed my lips and made a toking motion with my fingers).
Mainer: No Free Pot, Free Pot you dolt.
Me: Yeah man, I'm hip to Mary Jane.
Mainer: No No Free Pot you idiot...where L.L. Bean comes from.
Me: Oh, any good eats up there?
Mainer: Yeah, try the Lobstah it's wicked good.
Me: What else?
Mainer: Watch our for the street con.
Me: Street Con? like crime? 3 card monty?
Mainer: No No the street con. you imbicile. like con on the cob?
Me: Oh you mean sweet corn?
Mainer: Whatevah.