My Dog is so BIG TIME

The Dog Whisperer meets Carmelo.Carmelo's got it pretty good. In Winter she gets to take care o' biz in Aspen's deep, deep POWDER.We've gone into waist-high drifts, just to pick up after her. Summer she swims in the SF Bay and the Pacific Ocean.

Recently we took a field trip to Santa Monica to go one-on-one with the Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan. You gotta get up pretty early to beat Carmelo, and that's what we did. 6:30 a.m. at the Santa Monica Pier in LA. Often high strung like her master, Carmie put her best foot forward in her meeting with Cesar. "She's very well behaved" gushed The Dog Whisperer, "and she has a beautiful coat" he whispered.

Y'all hear that AKC. In yo face, uptight AKC lady who flunked us---- cause Carmelo's " sit/stay" wasn't a full 5 seconds. We don't want no crappy ribbon anyway. Later Cali.

Cesar and his Posse.  Eatin' good with tough cops on Santa Monica Pier @ 6am.

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